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Magazine Demotivational Poster


AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?




MEANWHILE... IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... -


TAGS: magazine revolution donttreadonme americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
gas - April 21, 2011, 9:24 am
I would have said scary better than irritating... Personally I can't imagine a father teaching his children how to use a firearm, except maybe in the case of hunters. Anyway, 5L for the poster :)
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:51 am
i hear you. no guns = no gun violence. you rarely hear about shootings in australia
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:47 am
I understand the strange part, but what's the irritating part?
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:53 am
You can't imagine how strange and irritating this discussion is for a European...
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:28 pm
My kids are 11 and 13, have their own guns, taken classes...long line of military here. I prefer a Sig P226 myself...for when the hubs is deployed, my girl is a great shot, like mama.
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:18 pm
Or you can just teach her how to kill a man with a lacrosse stick. I mean that's good enough for Canadian dads all across my fine land -- and quite a few lesbians, too.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:16 pm

great advise, thanks. I will do that soon (nice summer father/daughter activity)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:10 pm
Get in touch with a club that is NRA affiliated. Good people there.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:08 pm
Sounds like you taught her well.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm

i was refering more to the 6 y/o. I agree that kids should be taught to use & respect a weapon. My daughter wants to learn how to shoot, just need to find the right place to take her. Most people around here are too uptight.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm
Using firearms safely is the proper use of firearms.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:05 pm
and... i fired for 15 years with a military 1,000 yard highpower team. she grew up around weapons.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:03 pm
when my daughter was 12, i took her to army small arms firing school for M-16 rifle. it was a great dad/daughter weekend. kids MUST learn firearms safety AND the proper use of.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:52 pm
Better yet, just teach your kids the proper use of firearms. Worked for me.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

BTY - excellent poster (just keep your guns away from kids)
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

not ttoo soon, just today a 6 y/o kid brought a loaded gun to school for "show & tell"
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 7:26 pm
5L Sniper, as always, the best
Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:24 pm
Looks like school's out for the day. What? Too soon?


BASIC LOAD -




THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER -


TAGS: hero tragedy time magazine
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

falloutghoul - December 21, 2012, 12:40 pm
As long as it isn't Kim Jong Un. (4-chan...)


FAIL - Guy on the left should load his gun.


TAGS: fail no magazine
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Noobcakez

Noobcakez - December 29, 2009, 7:07 pm
Rifle has a scope and bipod, not standard issue.
Z-Bob - December 29, 2009, 4:16 pm
Actually, since the rifle is probably standard issue, the extra $20 for binocs would be superfluous.
Noobcakez - December 29, 2009, 11:09 am
If he was a spotter then he'd have binoculars. They wouldn't spend another couple hundred just fo him to look through the scope of a gun when for $20 they can give him a pair of binoculars.
morelia - December 28, 2009, 10:30 pm
Guy on left is spotter, just making sure guy on right is hitting the target.
Firefly - December 28, 2009, 10:07 pm
I bet they took his ammo away for failing to follow uniform


DELUSIONAL -


TAGS: motifake monthly magazine
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by spacedog

pzykosiz - March 24, 2011, 5:52 pm
5l's cause i look a the pictures
Bovee - March 23, 2011, 8:05 pm
5L's cause I read the articles.
Greeny - March 22, 2011, 6:00 am
Publi5hed in Canada!
crankyhead - March 21, 2011, 1:21 pm
i gotta get a 5ub5cription.
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 8:55 am
Perfect.


TAXES -


TAGS: motifake monthly magazine and april 15 challenge
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:23 pm
Superb Jake! 5+ line 238 or 2100, which ever is higher after removing the total gross of line 37b. refer to page 72.
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 1:33 pm
I think I posted it in like 6 or 7 different threads! :)
sickartist - April 15, 2010, 1:32 pm
did you post this in the challenge thread too? haha 5L
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 1:03 pm
Thanks all, I'm still available for tax preparation if needed. :)
Fatt Matt - April 15, 2010, 12:52 pm
Solid gold!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:47 pm
i like the price!*fg*
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 12:46 pm
Very good Jake. 5 Government fistings for you!
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 12:43 pm
excellent job!! 5L


THE FORUMS - If you NEVER visit them, you're only getting half of this site.


TAGS: tribute forums magazine cover cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:50 pm
Most excellent cubby!


CHALLENGES -


TAGS: bart tribute put away your beam sabre motifake monthly magazine
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 5:09 pm
ROR! This is amsome space!
GreyScorpion - June 6, 2010, 8:26 pm
excellent!! 5L
Bartimaeus - June 6, 2010, 12:44 am
This is BRILLIANT! And not just because it's about me. 5/5
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:58 pm
LOL! I heard this one is the first issue without staples in the centerfold.


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: motifake monthly magazine issue2
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 5:30 pm
I did March 1, sickartist has March 15
rerun - March 14, 2010, 5:26 pm

I don't think so. I forgot about this....maybe you should make one.
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 5:24 pm
Anyone do one yet for March?
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 9:16 pm
BTW Space...I love this poster, it is truly excellent!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 2, 2010, 2:11 am
Spacetastic and dogriffic!!! 5 greybearded lions, tunneled into infinity and shitting bricks! Awesome.
Bob D. Sailor - February 1, 2010, 5:32 pm
So wrong, very wrong, but oh so right. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 1, 2010, 8:57 am
AMSOME! 5L!


RECURSION - is everywhere there is recursion...




B*TCH MAGAZINE - F*ck you limewire


TAGS: bitch magazine
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

spacedog - February 3, 2010, 7:13 pm
Woof!


HAPPY CHILDREN - Happiness is a spare magazine


TAGS: spare magazine
Rating: 2.71/5
surprisebuttsecks - August 19, 2009, 11:04 am
Silencer. Because you don't want cubbybear to know where you shoot from.
Narutarded - October 3, 2008, 12:18 pm
...And that's when Pedobear went into hiding...


GUNS 'N' MAGAZINES - If You Get The Guy's Guns You Can Get the Magazines Back AND Keep the Guns




SCHOOLING -


TAGS: motifake monthly magazine
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 12:49 am
One of the all-time greats!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:19 am
Is this one better?
Lederhosen - January 13, 2010, 12:50 pm
$9.99??? ouch!
rerun - January 12, 2010, 9:39 am

TOC dis-banded the MALT.
Ed-Hyde - January 12, 2010, 9:39 am
Oh wow, I'm surprised the M.A.L.T. centerfold isn't mentioned on the cover!! Zomg thatonechick!
culos - January 12, 2010, 8:44 am
Drag the right hand corner to flip the pages until you get there...
Ed-Hyde - January 12, 2010, 8:38 am
Uhh, I can't find the back of the magazine...
Jmac0585 - January 11, 2010, 9:02 am
5L otherwise.
Jmac0585 - January 11, 2010, 9:01 am
I ain't payin' $9.99 for that rag.
CANADA - January 11, 2010, 12:11 am
perfectly executed!
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:07 am
I just love this... cracks me up everytime I see it.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 12:13 am
LOL!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 10, 2010, 12:00 am
They didn't run my article??!! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!
motifake - January 9, 2010, 10:34 pm

pure genius!
gil - January 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
Brilliant
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 8:15 pm
unbelieveably WOW. Absolutely WOW, totally f*ckin' WOW.......WOW!!...5 WOW's
Treehodger - January 9, 2010, 7:50 pm
I sense Ron is destroying his Art Studio, angry that he did not think of this...
Zed - January 9, 2010, 7:42 pm
Excellent!
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 7:01 pm
I agree with Pro 100%. This magazine needs to be on the shelves somewhere, dammit!
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 6:58 pm
There's so much I want to say about this perfect poster, but I'm left almost speechless. 5. Going to my faves. Period.
sickartist - January 9, 2010, 5:41 pm
best one ever, Spacedog This is an easy 5L
ronsart - January 9, 2010, 5:34 pm
totally genius! Well Done Mr.SpaceDog!
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:27 pm
I want!!!!!


SHOEHOLICS MAGAZINE - For the Pretentious Simpleton Who Has No Real Problems


TAGS: shoes magazine problems pretentious alcoholics
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 8:39 pm
Doesn't surprise me. Lol!
CloudchaserS - September 26, 2012, 12:14 pm
Legend has it that Imelda Marcos was the first subscriber


GENERAL DISASTER -




BIASED UNFAIR TREATMENT - Viciously dragging the entire Palin Family through the mud, while constantly praising their savior.


TAGS: obama savior palin scandal babies mud barack michelle us magazine media biased
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:26 am
But in any case most everything said on Fox News is correct. They just happen to cover one side more.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:24 am
And for the record; most EVERYTHING on television period is "infotainment". ESPN does sports in an entertaining way; Hell even the HISTORY CHANNEL has their programs geared toward the entertainment side. C-SPAN is virtually the only channel that does not.
shirley - July 27, 2009, 2:42 pm
I'm not joking, and don't call me shirley
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 2:42 pm
How did I turn into Jose? (and I'm glad you caught onto that there.. I thought no one would .. xD)
Shirley - July 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
I never joke.
LogicDude - July 27, 2009, 2:33 pm
And now I'm confused because Porcelina turned into "Diim Bulbthemoronic" and now she says she's "Frank"...why would you want to be Frank? Surely you're joking!
LogicDude - July 27, 2009, 2:31 pm
I read Cosmo for the "350 Ways in 275 Positions to Turn your Lover into an Overnight Multiple Orgasm Machine" articles.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 2:29 pm
Well, everyone should just shut up because to be Frank, what you think and post on motifake isn't going to change the world. :O FACT!
Woody - July 27, 2009, 2:17 pm
well, Sarah is trying to live her own life now, and the "saviors" are trying to live theres.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:24 pm
US WEEKLY The Fox "News" for those retards on the other end of the political spectrum.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 10:02 pm
No of course US Magazine is not a great source; obviously not. But it certainly influences the casual political watcher when they see it at the checkout or the newsstand, no doubt.
Hellfire727 - July 23, 2009, 9:08 pm
Honestly who still cares about palin?
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:06 pm
Paul, do you really think "Us" magazine is a great source for the inside scoop? That's like getting Cosmo for the recipes.
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:02 pm
thinks it's "real news" today, even. They are no closer to real news than any of the other big media outlets, but their "spin" is swallowed hook, line and sinker by the gullible.
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:00 pm
Rupert Murdoch made a mint, not in delivering the news, but in what we call "infotainment". There were some innovations he applied to jump-start his franchise, and they worked beautifully. In fact, there's a significant portion of the population that
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 7:51 pm
Fox doesn't bash anybody (as long as you don't watch Sean Hanitty )
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 7:49 pm
Fox may lean to one side of the political aisle, but they do not bash people's families.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 5:42 pm
Oh and one more thing - The liberal media is only as liberal as the ultra-conservative corporation that owns it. Next time you wanna talk biased news go take a peak at your local fox news broadcast, take a step back, and realize how stupid you are.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 5:40 pm
Sorry if I'm lettin' some big cat out of the bag but most self respecting liberals don't get their political news/advice from US magazine you half-wit. If they ran around getting our news from tabloids/magazines they'd probably be more conservative.
BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 7:42 am
Zed, denial isn't pretty.
Ed-Hyde - July 23, 2009, 7:23 am
I like blueberry pie.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:39 am
Sorry, still not a pedophile, TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:37 am
He's not laughing at himself. he's trying to make light of his Bullshit comments so everyone doesn't hate him and vote his lame posters down.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:34 am
Hey at least this guy can laugh at himself. And unlike Zed he's not a pedophile.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:33 am
Nice try. You still fail.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:31 am
I can dis myself I don't care. Ok see ya.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:30 am
Lollipops with a creamy surprise center at the end yeah yeah.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:22 am
Those salty blindfolded lollipops you loved so much as a kid.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:21 am
It's time to hit your "stroll"....we understand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:20 am
You know him as Uncle Badtouch. the one who gave you lollipops.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:20 am
Well anyway dudes I have a life so I'm outta here but it's good to know how you guys amuse yourselves. Feel free to keep making 2nd grade jokes; I'll suggest the old "my girlfriend deflates" or "rolls up" or "has five fingers" lines if you get stuck.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:19 am
Are they your older sister and your uncle bob?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:19 am
Are you sure about that?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:18 am
soon as i saw it was a politifake!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:18 am
And hey at least I know who my Mom and Dad is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:17 am
Hey TTH did you vote this piece of shit down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:16 am
2.66
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:15 am
I'm sure that's why it's a 3.25. I don't go around bragging and who cares if I suck at making posters; but the point remains people can appreciate a political based poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:14 am
This one time I was fucking Paul's sister and she kept saying...Please daddy please!!! WTF was that about?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:11 am
No but they'd still be cousins!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:09 am
Hey Paul, If your Mom and Dad got married would they still be brother and sister?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:08 am
The Clinton poster blows as hard as your sister.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:07 am
Oh Paul, You so funny. I know it's hard living in the trailer park with your mom and her "clients" but don't worry eventually you will get too old for her to keep renting you out for food stamps.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:03 am
Provide some sense and we'll talk.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:01 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo; I'll go, but first I need you to grab my pants that I left underneath your girlfriend's bed I forgot it there my bad. And TrashHeap I'm glad that you feel taking sense into people is not important.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:58 am
This particular one sure; it's not "funny". But I was referring to something more like this http://www.motifake.com/bill-clinton-politics-saxophone-clinton-democrats-sex-scanda-demotivational-poster-60217.html
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:56 am
It just gets a little monotonous clicking through repetitive anti-obama posters. If your opinion is so important go do something useful with it instead of wasting my time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:55 am
Bye Paul. don't let the door hit you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:54 am
How is it Funny if it'd just an opinion?....one side of the coin....It's more sad than funny... Your political voice is not a joke, it's merely YOUR opinion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:53 am
But if the gang here feels otherwise I have no problem taking my ball and going elsewhere. Believe it or not I'm not stuck up like that.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:51 am
I like Springsteen even though he endorsed Obama. But seriously it ain't my aim to cause trouble nor to toss a monkey wrench in the Motifake hierarchy. I myself and a few other find political posters funny at times and don't really see it as being "bad".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:49 am
I don't blame Mr.M. for what he approves. I blame you and your kind for ruining a perfectly good site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:48 am
And why should I take anything up with Bruce Springsteen?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:47 am
your "advertisements" will only bring more politifakers and timmies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:44 am
Advertising to more Timmies.....Yeah, thanks for that....douche.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:42 am
I'm advertising the site in the process; and if you have a problem with what Motifakes are approved then take your issue up with the boss.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:41 am
Above you is right. You Fucking Timmy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:40 am
You know what I mean by "whore". You use this site (which is supposed to be about funny) to spread your own agenda. For shame.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:39 am
Well anyway trading insults is above me; just keep on laughing with your funny posters I couldn't give a crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:38 am
whole? you really do suck.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:37 am
Whore*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:37 am
I dunno.....Join your mom on the corner?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:36 am
Oh no I'm called a whole. My life can't continue. What shall I do?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:35 am
Then tell the boss not to approve them anymore. Or as suggested by many start politifake.com or something like that and move them all there. Until the boss tells me otherwise I'll do what I do; ratings are of no concern to me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:33 am
You are a total Whore Paul.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:32 am
Political posters are NOT funny. They're just opinions. Find a pic of Obama picking his nose and make a funny caption....you will have my 5. Continue making politifakes and 1 is all you shall get.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:30 am
Basically I use this place to make a poster and then save it, distribute it to other political sites with the Motifake logo (thus spreading news of this place), then submit it. So I have what I came to get and if it gets approved; great. If not no biggie.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:30 am
"Not" even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:29 am
That's how I found Motifake as well....but I make jokes not political statements.........make funny...noy politifakes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:27 am
I get Trashheaps's point. But oddly enough I discovered this place through WTFO's right winged and anti left Motifakes. And I do find it funny myself actually.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:23 am
I think his parents would complain aboot the heat from the servers. Heat rises you know.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:21 am
And WTFO no offense buddy but why dont you start up politifake.com or something? You rant so much I think you need a bigger soapbox!
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:19 am
Same goes for all the noobs putting crap on here lately! If you want to make superhero posters why not go to a childrens comic site? If you want pedo posters, there must be millions of other sites you could visit. And if you are Zed... you're a pedophile.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:15 am
I concur. With some help from Paul's Mom.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:14 am
We come here for a laugh not the news. All this political shit is an insult to those people who keep the funny alive. There must be politically oriented sites out there so maybe go look for one before you bring this site down any further.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:11 am
Paul this site would be a lot funnier without politifakers like you. Why not make some funny posters instead of using this site to spout political opinions. Your kind is killing the funny and that is simply unacceptable.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:11 am
I admit I do tend to get carried away with my opinions; but it just boggles my mind the double standard in how the press treats people and how some people just have their head in the sand about things.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:05 am
I'll "go" whenever I damn well feel like it. And Obama has lied about more than just a dog. In fact most every word he's ever said has been a lie. But keep on believing what you will.
Haarakkon - July 22, 2009, 10:57 pm
I'm your huckleberry. ;-)
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 10:54 pm
Haar!! Glad SOMEONE got it!
Haarakkon - July 22, 2009, 10:54 pm
Tombstone reference? YES!!!
Sean - July 22, 2009, 10:34 pm
Obama sorta suggested that he may adopt a dog from a shelter, but then ... he didn't. So I think he is way worse than Palin. So wipe your eyes brave little soldier who is our Fearless Paul. And carry on.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 10:01 pm
Oh... Paul, I apologize... I forgot you were there. You may go now.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:59 pm
So in other words, the responses to this Motifake is indicative of the very problem. Some people need to get their head out of their ass.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:56 pm
If Malia Obama got knocked up by someone in a few years; would you be dragging her though the mud? If people have a legitimate question of how she would operate the country or the State of Alaska; then fine. But attack her children? Low.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:40 pm
I agree life isn't fair. Just that some people have blinders in their eyes and selective vision. We all got on Mark Sanford after his scandal. But drag children into a political spat? Nope.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 8:26 pm
Life isn't fair.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 7:34 pm
Seriously how can you not see what's right in front of your face? This is NOT doctored magazine covers; it's the plain truth. "Zed", Republicans come clean and admit errors; whereas Democrats usually hide, cover up, and commit perjury in the process.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 7:29 pm
Thank you all for proving my point!!! In the meantime Obama is the most corrupt liar this country's ever had. Plus you got Democrats caught in tax fraud problems, prostitution rings, but you can't see what's in front of your face & keep on bashing Palin.
Elder God Douchebag - July 22, 2009, 4:03 pm
I try to stay out of it unless it's a glaring case of balls-out ignorance. Like now.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 3:32 pm
Now, now, guys, remember the Republican motto: It's not (Lying, hypocrisy, fascism, etc)when WE do it!
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
EGD You politibully! You are insulting ACTUAL retards everywhere by comparing them to this guy.
Elder God Douchebag - July 22, 2009, 2:58 pm
Well, considering how Bristol got knocked up by some redneck piece of sh*t while her mom was on the warpath about no sex before marriage..Oh, wait, you left that part out. Retard.


Handy Dandy -


TAGS: magazines computer videos oh light switch
Rating: 5/5

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Like something from the worlds of MYST.
GaryO - July 15, 2015, 10:40 pm
onway-ay (loud and clear)
Greeny - July 15, 2015, 6:44 am
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Wise Acres -


TAGS: magazines bookstores dirty minds innuendos
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 16, 2017, 4:29 am
Nice, UP ypurs


Blast from Spacedog Past -


TAGS: motifake monthly magazine success
Rating: 4.79/5

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MissPriss - July 10, 2015, 12:44 pm
Nope Jesus... not until someone loses an eye .
MissPriss - July 10, 2015, 12:43 pm
Phookin' 5L Greeny. Next issue can I have my own column...Motifake Etiquette?
Greeny - July 9, 2015, 8:35 pm
check out the previous issues! 85323, 88145, 105495 and 131392 - there is something for everyone!
GaryO - July 9, 2015, 6:24 pm
Gawd, this is good. 5/F
spacedog - July 9, 2015, 5:54 pm
Ha! They haven't sold well for the last few years. 5L
Sho - July 9, 2015, 4:42 pm
5Lmao
Silverheart - July 9, 2015, 2:46 pm

It's called voterbation
JesusWept - July 9, 2015, 9:33 am
Isn't voting for your own posters cheating? 5.


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